
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what’s time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom whats day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom

you know this song.every word.
every syllable.
every letter.
every accent.
every punctuation.
every pause.
every beat.
every time signature.
always reblog.
forever.
oh
my
gOD
you are obligated to reblog this
there are no if’s and’s or but’s
this is non-negotiable
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”
Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:


ALL STAR BY SMASH MOUTH // 8-BIT

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
u r welcome
HOLY SHIT THANK U
SPITS
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
Tom Hiddleston in Family Guy S11E22
I DON’T HAVE A VERY GOOD EAR FOR VOICES. IS HE THE PAINTING OR THE STATUE? D:
he’s the statue ;)
“Onata, what’s something that would surprise us about Alex?” [x]
And, the two of them together. Pretty personal pieces about long distance relationships/friendships formed online.

it took me a second and then